function quote_code() {
var number = 0;
quote_code[number++] = "\"I will have
nought to do
with a man
who can blow
hot and cold
with the same
breath.\"
Aesop"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Don't cry
because
it's over,
smile
because it
happened.\"
Theodor
Seuss Geisel"
quote_code[number++] = "\"A cause
doesn't
have to be
big, it just
has to be
yours.\"
Lee Cowan,
CBS News"
quote_code[number++] = "\"It takes
courage to
grow up
and turn
out to be
who you
really are.\"
e.e. cummings"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Art washes
away from
the soul
the dust of
everyday
life.\"
Pablo Picasso"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Follow him!
He speaks in
sentences!\"
Eddie Izzard"
quote_code[number++] = "\"You've got
to jump
off cliffs
and build
your wings
on the way
down.\"
Ray Bradbury"
quote_code[number++] = "\"You were
born an
original.
Don't die
a copy.\"
John Mason"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Expecting the
world to treat
you fairly be-
cause you are
a good person
is a little like
expecting the
bull not to at-
tack you be-
cause you are
a vegetarian.\"
Dennis Wholey"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Beware of
dragons,
for you are
crunchy
and taste
good with
catsup.\"
Anonymous"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Count that day
lost whose low
descending sun
views from thy
hand no worthy
action done.\"
William
Shakespeare"
quote_code[number++] = "\"Fashion is
a form of
ugliness so
intolerable
that we
have to alter
it every six
months.\"
Oscar Wilde"
var quote_item = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);
document.write("" + quote_code[quote_item]);
}
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